The Snirking Incident

Once upon a time, on a sofa in a galaxy far, far away - okay, so it was in Florida, on a Wednesday, just chill would ya! - six friends sat down to watch an episode of their favorite show, Star Trek Voyager. Cat and Kadi were regulars on the sofa each week, but visiting from another galaxy far, far away were Kerry the weirdo, Addy the goofy, and Caffey the Gutter Rat ™. As the show began with its usual opening teaser, the girls quieted down and waited for another Paramount masterpiece. Okay, so they wanted to know who was getting laid this week - so sue them.

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"Chakotay, we're going to get caught . . ."

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"Oh my god!!!" The girls exclaimed as one. "They're going to get caught!"

Addy shrieked and fell over into Kerry's lap, while Kerry stared at the screen dumbfounded, "What are they doing?"

Kadi shook her head and reached over to slap her friend upside her head, "What does it look like! They're making out!"

Caffey blinked, "Did I miss an episode? Cause last week she was all over that alien dude."

Cat just shrugged, "The tattooed dude laid down the law, probably pushed her up against a bulkhead or two."

Kadi and Caffey looked at each other, then shrieked, "WHY DIDN'T WE SEE THAT!"

"SHHHH!" Addy hit them both with pillows, "We're missing the eppie!"

So the girls again shut their traps and went back to watching their favorite, formerly chaste couple make out on the console in the Astrometrics lab.

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"Chakotay," Kathryn moaned as his lips closed over a nipple, "This is not the best place to do this. Anyone could walk in."

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Kadi and Caffey looked at each other, "NIPPLE SHOT!"

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"Kathryn."

"Mmmm . . ." She arched into him as he slid a hand between her thighs and caressed her through her uniform.

"Shut up will you, I'm busy."

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"OH MY GOD HE TOLD HER TO SHUT UP!"

Addy swooned against Kerry, while Kerry blinked and shook her head, "Is this Braga's idea of a sick joke?"

Cat nodded, "Yep, someone's been feeding him fanfic again."

Kadi shook her head, "Wonder WHO that could be!"

"SHHH!" Caffey hit her with a pillow and reached for the remote to turn the volume up.

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"Chak-ooo-taaay," she was writhing against him as he worked her through her uniform, her hands gripped the console beneath her.

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Kadi and Addy collapsed into a fit of giggles, "Chakooootaaaay!"

This time Kerry walloped them, "SHH!"

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"Kathryn . . ." He had her half out of her uniform and was working on shedding his own when a small gasp sounded behind them.

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"OH MY GOD!" The girls squealed together. "NAOMI CAUGHT THEM!!!" Caffey grabbed the pillow and jerked it over her face as again the volume was turned up on the television set.

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"Shit," they both swore in small voices and hurried to clothe each other before turning to face the littlest member of Voyager's crew.

"What can we do for you Naomi?" Flushed Kathryn took a step around Chakotay.

The little girl just blinked, "What were you doing?"

Kathryn shot a look over her shoulder at Chakotay and pleaded with him with her eyes to come up with an answer. He simply shrugged in response. He was dead.

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Kadi shook her head, "What a male thing to do."

"SHUT UP!" All her friends threw pillows at her.

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"Well Naomi, the Commander and I were just . . . erm . . . that is, we were."

Chakotay opened his mouth, "We were sss - "

"Snirking!" Kathryn said quickly.

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"SNIRKING," The group squealed as one and fell over into another fit of giggles.

"What the hell is snirking?" Caffey shook her head, "And what does it have to do with screwing?"

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Naomi's brow shot up, "Snirking?"

Kathryn nodded, "Mmhmm, exactly, snirking, that's what we were doing."

"Right," Naomi nodded and turned to walk dumbly from the room, "Snirking, yeah okay."

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"She doesn't believe them!"

Kerry picked up her pillow and hit Addy with it, "Of course she doesn't, she isn't stupid!"

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"Snirking?" Chakotay shook his head at her.

"I panicked, what did you expect."

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Kadi shook her head in dismay, "Something better than that."

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"Anything but snirking."

"It was Naomi, what was I supposed to tell her."

"Something a little more intelligent than snirking?"

"Okay, next time she catches us on the console in Astrometrics, I'll tell her we're screwing like bunnies. Sound good to you?"

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"Bunnies!" Kadi started giggling again while Addy tried to strangle her, "That's not funny!"

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"It works, but I don't think her mother would like it."

"Chakotay."

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"Ah oh," Caffey ducked behind Kerry, "Death glare time, he's a goner!"

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"Yes Kathryn."

"In about five seconds you're going to be dead, and headless, I don't mean the one on your shoulders. If you don't run . . . NOW!"

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"Hmm, death by castration, that has promise," Kerry giggled."

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"I see . . . well in that case, goodbye Kathryn."

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Cat snorted, "He runs like a girl!"

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"Coward."

"Snirk slut."

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"SNIRK SLUT!" The girl again collapsed into a flailing of limbs and giggles.

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It was then, however, their revelry was cut short as the teaser cut from the Astrometrics lab to the Captain's quarters. Kathryn sat upright in bed, beads of sweat dotting her face, hair matted, chest heaving. "Snirking?" She said to herself with disbelief, "I have got to stop eating in the mess hall before bed." Then with a shake of her head she settled back down to go to sleep, alone.

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"ARGH!" The girls screamed and threw pillows, remotes, shoes, books, and anything else they could get their hands on at the television. "DAMN YOU, BRAGA!" They screamed.

Kerry sighed and dropped depressed against Addy and Kadi, "Should have known, we really should have. It was just too good to be true."

Kadi sniffled, "But I never thought he'd be that mean."

Caffey lifted a brow, "You stood up in the middle of Grand Slam and called him a life sucking zombie with no talent or inclination of a life. What did you expect?"

Kadi sighed, "A good episode . . ."

Addy patted her on the shoulder, "Well, it's not over yet, it might still be good."

As one the girls nodded, took turns getting drinks and going potty, then settled back down to watch the rest of the episode . . . but you'll have to ask them how it ended.

During the commercials, the missing member of the group showed up - Raven. Though she'd probably never expected to be shoved onto the couch and be tied up in record time. She struggled a bit - okay, so she struggled a lot - but quieted down as soon as the first act of Voyager began . . .

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Entering the bridge the following day, Kathryn was caught off guard by the huge grin that was all over her First Officer's face. Of course, she thought that to be weird, but didn't comment on it. Merely frowned.

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"She's clueless!" Addy exclaimed, and was promptly hit with a couple of pillows coming from all directions. "Maybe this eppie will turn out to be good, after all."

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"Slept well?" Chakotay asked, dimples at full power, when she settled down in the big chair.

Kathryn had trouble repressing the blush that was threatening to creep up her cheeks. "Uhm . . . yeah. What about you?"

His grin grew in size.

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Kadi got all excited. "OH MY GOSH! He knows!!!!"

Cat slapped her upside the head. "Don't be ridiculous, goofy!"

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"I've had the nicest dream, actually." He leaned closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. "It involved a console in Astrometrics . . ."

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Kadi stuck her tongue out at Cat. "Told ya he knew!!"

"What does he know? What does he know?" Raven demanded, having missed the teaser.

"Shhhhhh!" Kerry, Addy, Caffey, Kadi, and Cat exclaimed as one. "You'll see!"

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She would have hit the floor with a loud thud, had she not already been sitting in her chair. She almost shrieked, "It was just a dream!" but controlled herself just in time. Instead, she said, "Ready Room. Now."

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Caffey grinned. "Anyone else see them make out already?"

Raven started drooling while Kerry covered her eyes and ears. "I don't wanna know! I don't wanna know! I'm innocent."

"Yeah, right," Kadi snorted. "Innocent, my foot! You're watching Voyager with the Smut Queen (tm) and the Gutter Rat (tm), and have the nerve to call yourself innocent?"

"Oh, shaddup!" Addy said. "I wanna see what happens next!"

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Once inside her Ready Room, she turned around to face Chakotay. "How is that possible? You can't remember my dream. I refuse to believe that!"

He began to slowly stalk her, like a predator would do his prey. "I don't care . . . All I know is that we never got around to finishing what we've begun . . ."

"Chakotay."

"I love the way you say my name."

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Caffey cackled hysterically. "They're about to snirk!"

Raven opened her mouth to ask what the heck was going on, but Cat was quicker and covered Raven's mouth. "Just watch the show, Raven. I'm betting ten to one there's gonna be another nipple shot!"

Raven was very attentive now.

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"Chakotay . . ." she repeated and levelled a death-glare at him.

He was close now, almost on top of her. "Though I like it better when you're moaning with pleasure," he told her. Wrapping his arms around her waist, he lifted her onto the desk.

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"Snirking! Snirking! Snirking!" the group chanted cheerfully.

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Her protest was easily stifled as his mouth came crushing down on hers, taking her breath away. And before long, she was moaning into his mouth, all too eager to continue where they had left off.

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Addy giggled. "I think she was planning on giving in all along. Who's in agreement?" Four hands went up in the air at once (Raven was still tied up). "Thought so."

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While Chakotay was nibbling at her neck, his hands wandered upward until they reached her breasts. Kathryn couldn't but press them into his hands. Not needing further encouragement, he moulded them, paying special attention to her erect nipples.

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Raven began to struggle all over again. "I wanna trade places with that tattoo guy!"

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They were getting really close to eating each other alive when Kathryn's commbadge chirped. "Tuvok to Janeway."

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"I knew it!" Kerry screamed, banging her head into the coffee table. "I'm gonna kill that Braga dude, I swear I am!" Kerry went on hurting herself while Caffey, Cat and Addy tried to keep Kadi from destroying the TV. Raven only whimpered, still being tied up and unable to move.

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Chakotay cussed. "First Naomi, now Tuvok!"

"Janeway here," she said, ignoring him. She sounded a bit too husky for her liking. "We're busy, Tuvok."

They could practically see that Vulcan eyebrow reach for his hairline. "Busy doing what?"

"Snirking," she said. "Janeway out."

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By now, the group was rolling on the floor laughing their asses off (even Raven, though how she got off the couch is beyond me). "She did it again!" Kadi yelled, clutching her tummy as she broke into laughter yet again.

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"So, where were we?" Kathryn asked, a sly grin spreading across her face.

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"Busy snirking!" the group yelled as one. They were close to dying of laughter when it was time for the next break.

They spent the next couple of minutes contemplating whether or not to build a Braga shrine, until they realized that the show wasn't over yet. Knowing him, he'd probably found a way to screw up. Let's see if that was the case . . .

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And amidst a myriad of squeals and giggles from the girls looking on, Chakotay waggled his brows and went back to nibbling at her neck. Again his hands moulded to her breasts, gently massaging them while his thumbs paid special attention to her sensitive nipples.

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About that time Raven nearly fainted, "NIPPLE SHOT!"

Kadi just giggled, "We know, we already saw the first one!"

Raven whimpered and almost started to cry, but didn't get the chance . . . too many other things were already happening on screen.

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Kathryn was arching her back, while her hands gripped the edge of the desk so tightly her knuckles were white. Chakotay had begun to nibble his way down her neck while his hands were unfastening the front of her jacket. He managed to get her fingers dislodged from the desk long enough to pull the jacket away and slip her turtle neck over her head. When he came face to chest with her far from standard issue, black, lace bra he peered up at her and shook his head. "You're a bad, bad girl, Kathryn."

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Raven squealed again, "She's a bad, bad girl! I wanna trade places with HIM now!"

Cat, Kadi, and Caffey reached for their pillows and flung them at Raven, "HUSH!"

Kerry however just looked on with her head shaking, "Is it just me, or does this seem really wrong."

Kadi and Caffey exchanged a glance, "Oh it's just you!" They said together while Adrienne nodded.

"I think you're right Kerry, something is wrong here. This IS prime time television . . . they shouldn't be showing these things!"

Every girl on the sofa with the exception of Kerry hissed at her then, "SHUDDUP!"

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Kathryn chuckled at him, it was a deep, husky, very sexy sound that sent Raven to squealing again, "Are you complaining?"

"Oh, hell, no," he proved it by lowering his head and taking one taut nipple into his mouth and teasing it through the lace. Her back arched off the desk as she let out a particularly loud moan. Chakotay chuckled softly and quickly unfastened the bra and pulled it away from her body, then he was just as equally quick at returning his mouth to her sensitive skin.

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"I think I'm going to die!" Kadi fell over against Caffey.

"Me too!" they looked at each other and squealed loudly while the others just slapped them, again.

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When Chakotay would have nibbled his way across her chest to the other, much neglected breast, he stopped cold. In that same instant a very familiar, very annoying, very CLOSE, sound interrupted their play.

"Captain, Commander, I do hate to interrupt your, snirking, but there is a matter that requires your attention."

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"OH MY GOD HE WENT IN THERE!!!" Kadi buried her face in a pillow as the others screamed just as loudly as she did.

"NIPPLE SHOOOOOT!" Raven fell over into a stupor.

Kerry just shook her head, "See, I told you something was wrong."

"SHHHH!" Cat upped the volume on the television.

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They froze, Kathryn's eyes went wide while Chakotay simply growled and reached for her jacket. He covered her with it, then turned and pinned a glare on the insolent Vulcan that would have melted any other man where he stood. "Don't you know how to chime, knock, space yourself, or anything???"

Tuvok's brow merely lifted, "I did chime, several times, you either did not hear or chose not to hear them."

Kathryn sighed, "I'm never going to get laid."

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"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" the girls collapsed together in a fit of giggles, quickly agreeing a Braga shrine was NOT to be built, but they'd watch the rest of the episode before they made that decision a final one.

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Tuvok's brow had vanished beneath his hair by now. "That remains to be seen. Judging by the throbbing veins behind the Commander's temples, my interruption of your 'snirking' will merely delay the inevitable, not cancel it."

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Six pairs of eyes looked at each other in shock. "Did he REALLY say that?!"

Then Raven squealed, "LOOK! Chuckles is stalking Tuvok!"

Paling, Caffey replied, "I SO hope that doesn't mean Tuvie is gonna get laid now . . ." She needn't have worried. That remark earned her a place directly beneath Kadi, which made it kinda difficult for her to keep watching.

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"Damn straight, Vulcan," Chakotay snarled, trembling with anger. "So if you disturb us again for any reason short of a warp core breach, you'll wish you had spaced yourself when you had the opportunity."

"I do not see - "

"Get out!"

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"Ever seen a befuddled Vulcan?" Addy asked, giggling. "Here's your chance!"

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When Tuvok didn't move, Kathryn rolled her eyes. "It's the Maquis expression for 'dismissed.'"

Nodding in sudden comprehension, Tuvok resorted to retreat, though he couldn't stop his last comment. "However, I will have to write a report on today's 'snirking incident.'"

"That's it!" Chakotay exclaimed in exasperation. "I'm going to assign Neelix to tactical training."

Tuvok's eyes went wide. "In that case, I will not." And out the doors he was.

Kathryn dissolved into a fit of giggles as she was watching Chakotay's back. Although he seemed to be calmness itself now, his eyes were most likely glaring a hole into the ready room doors.

Slowly, deliberately slowly, he turned around to face her, a mischievous gleam in his eyes. "Computer, engage privacy lock. Authorization Chakotay-Maquis-Code-Eta-Three." He grinned at her. "That should keep that Vulcan at bay." Covering the distance between them in two strides, he once more trapped her small body between his arms.

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"Back to snirking!" Kadi yelled at the screen, and fell over laughing. Caffey seized the opportunity to crawl out from under Kadi's body and catch her breath.

Kerry smacked Kadi with a large fanfic, "Hush! I wanna see this!" Raven nodded her agreement, spellbound by the command team making out.

Snatching the story, Kadi giggled in glee. "Tsk, tsk, tsk . . . Innocent, Kerry? Yeah, right."

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The jacket, which he had used to cover her with, came off again so quickly that she thought it had simply vanished, exposing her slightly flushed skin to his gaze and the coolness of the room. The former only added to her already heightened state of arousal. The latter made her nipples harden even more.

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Raven was close to passing out, muttering, "Nipple shot! Nipple shot!" over and over again.

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"Now, my dear Kathryn, I'm going to show you what Maquis style really means," Chakotay told her in a husky voice, promising great pleasure. Shoving her onto the desk until she was lying flat on her back, he used one broad hand to seize her wrists. Keeping her hands immobilized, his mouth closed around one nipple, while his free hand attended to the other by pinching it.

The sensation sent small tremors through her body, which soon became big ones. Before long, Kathryn was whimpering loudly, struggling to get her hands free. Payback was a bitch, after all, and she longed to return the favor.

Chakotay, however, had a different sort of idea. He nibbled and bit his way from one breast to the other, leaving little red marks on her skin to brand her as his. Meanwhile, his hand wandered downward, drawing idle pattern on her belly and around her navel, until it reached the waistband of her pants. In one swift movement, he yanked it down, exposing her wet flesh.

*

The group of girls were whimpering along with their favorite redhead, except for Kerry who was drooling madly (Deprivation, anyone?). Their whimpers soon became screams of rage, though, as their pleasure was cut short by yet another commercial.

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Kathryn's back arched off the desk, then when his fingers lightly caressed her swollen folds she whimpered. He was teasing her, and he was so going to get it later. Then just when she thought he was going to draw this torment out slowly, he slid two long, thick fingers deep within her. She cried out and thrust against him, hips coming off the desk to meet each thrust of his fingers.

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Raven fell forward onto the floor, drool spilling down her chin, and made little mewling sounds while the others just stared on in awe.

"This is almost like porn . . ."

Kadi blinked, then looked at her friend, "Caff, this is porn!"

Kerry covered her eyes, "I'm too young for this . . . I'm too innocent . . . oh what the heck!"

As one the girls leaned closer to the television, as if they could get a better look at what was going on in the ready room.

*

Chakotay leaned forward and nipped lightly at her stomach, then flicked his tongue across her flushed skin, all the while moving steadily downward. Then he hovered just over her aroused flesh and parted his lips to blow out a steady stream of cool air. She moaned as it caressed her, and arched upward, thrusting herself into his face. He only chuckled and drew his tongue slowly, and lightly along her moist folds.

She whimpered with each touch then cried out sharply when his tongue darted across her sensitive nub.

*

Caffey and Kadi moaned with her and made incoherent sounds while the others just upped the volume yet again.

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He played her like a trumpet, tonguing her until she was little more than a whimper mass of quivering flesh that lingered on the precipice of release. Then and only then did he slide his fingers from her wetness and grip her hips, lifting them to meet his eager tongue. It was then that he pulled her sensitive nub between his teeth and suckled until she was screaming. She convulsed against him almost violently then collapsed when he pulled away from her an arrogant smile firmly in place.

*

"Arrogant bastard," Cat shook her head, "Just like a man."

Addy snickered, "But at least she enjoyed it."

Kadi and Caffey nodded vigorously, "Uh huh, uh huh!"

Raven simply whimpered, "More?"

Kerry hissed, "Hush! They're not done yet!"

*

Indeed they weren't, and to prove that Chakotay straightened and began pulling on the fastenings of his uniform. He was just about to lower his trousers and briefs when another commercial interrupted.

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"DAMN THEM!" The girls all shouted as one.

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If nothing else, Chakotay was a tease. Just when Kathryn thought he'd finally give it to her, he found yet another way to drive her insane with unfulfilled desire. Without warning, he seized her by the waist, turning her around, so she came to lie on her stomach. She moaned in anticipation of what (or who?) was about to come.

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Raven hit the floor with a loud thud, "I think I'd rather be trading places with her now!"

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The rest watched in awe as Chakotay began nibbling and biting his way along her spine, moving ever downward until he reached the roundness of her buttocks.

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Kadi and Caffey looked at each other and nodded in unison, "Yep, definitely porn!"

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"Oh God!" Kathryn shrieked, quickly nearing climax when she felt his tongue work its magic on her wet folds again, alternating between licking and biting.

Chakotay chuckled against her wetness, "Not quite . . ." Then he blew cool air on her hot center, making her squirm. "But not so far off either."

While so much male arrogance sent Kerry into cardiac arrest, it prompted Kathryn's temper to flare up. She struggled against his hold, "You son of a - "

Thwack! Her protest was cut off by a strong manly hand making not so gentle contact with the rosy warm skin of her ass.

*

Addy bounced around the room. "About damn time!" When her friends stared at her askance, she looked sheepish and shrugged, "Well, she wants to get laid, doesn't she? Maybe she should just stop complaining then . . ."

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To Kathryn's surprise, this treatment only added to her arousal, and she could feel her own wetness starting to run down her legs. Ripples of pleasure shot through her body once more, and she quickly reached the point where she'd do about anything to feel him move deep inside her. "Chakotay . . . please . . ."

*

"Chakotay . . . pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasseeee . . ." Kadi and Caffey echoed.

*

Covering her body with his, he whispered, "Please what?"

Squirming and whimpering, she pressed into him, a silent plea for fulfilment, but he would have none of it.

"Say it, Kathryn."

*

"Tell him to fuck your brains out," Raven yelled at the screen, ready to pass out from the tension.

*

"Goddammit, Chakotay!" she burst out. "Take me? Pleaaaaaase???"

*

While Raven, satisfied with Kathryn's response, sighed happily, Kerry's shoulders slumped down. "Commercials, anyone?" she asked, resigned, and got promptly death-glared for destroying the girl's illusions.

Sadly enough, Kerry was damn right, and the group was forced to wait another five minutes or so to see the rest.

It was during the commercial that Kerry got up and headed for the kitchen, "I'm getting something to eat, anyone want anything?"

Kadi, Caffey and Raven looked at each other then grinned really big, "Pickles!?"

Kerry just groaned, "I'm not even going there."

The three cackled and waited for her to come back, she did however come back baring chocolate. "Am I the only one here who thinks this is messed up?"

The other five looked at each other then turned to her and nodded, "Come on Kerbear, they're getting laid, together! What's wrong with that!"

Kerry blinked, "Like Kathryn Janeway would ever in her right mind tell any man to take her!" She shook her head, "That's what's wrong with this picture. It's almost like Braga's been reading someone's fanfic again."

Kadi thought about it for a moment, "Well someone musta fed it to him. I'm not complaining!"

"SHH!" Addy grabbed the remote from cat and upped the volume, "It's back on!"

*

Chakotay for his part simply turned her around again, and shoving her back up onto the edge of the desk he held her legs apart. "Say it again."

Her eyes narrowed, "Go to hell first."

He thrust forward and slid his engorged along her swollen folds, eliciting another moan from her. "Say it . . ."

She ground toward him, "Bite me."

*

"Okay!" Raven leaned toward the television and fell face forward off of the sofa again."

Kadi shook her head and picked the drooling female up, "Goofy youngin'."

*

Chakotay for his part leaned forward and bit down on one pebbled nipple, "Say it Kathryn . . ." He continued sliding the tip of his hardened member along her opening, just barely dipping inward each time.

"Bastard." She gripped the edge of the desk, "You're going to pay for this."

He waggled his brows, "I certainly hope so."

*

Kerry threw her hands up in the air, "Oh for crying out loud! Take her already!"

Kadi's eyes went wide and she stared at her friend, "You feeling okay over there?"

Caffey snatched the chocolate out of Kerry's hands, "She's fine, just a little chocolate drunk."

"Gimme that!" Kadi snatched the chocolate and started nibbling at it just. The group's attention was drawn back to the television set just then.

*

Kathryn growled dangerously and reached for him then, she looped a hand behind his neck and pulled him toward her as hard as she could. Then she crushed his mouth to hers and kissed him with everything she had left. Her tongue forced its way into his mouth and tasted every inch of his with firm strokes. Then she pushed him away and hopped off the desk, "I really don't have time to play all day, so when you decide to finish this, give me a call, otherwise I have a ship to run."

*

"YES!" Kerry whooped, "That's the Kathryn I love so much! You tell him!"

The others just glared at her, "Hush!"

*

She started to reach for the pieces of her uniform but he grabbed her and hauled her roughly against the bulkhead, "I call." He entered her in one quick, hard thrust, then as she cried out, another commercial popped up in its place.

*

"GAWDDAMNIT!" All the girls screamed as one.

"You think they'll ever stop interrupting the best scenes by commercials?" Kerry asked, then stood up to get more chocolate.

Kadi and Caffey looked at each other and shook their heads. "Not a chance in hell," Caffey replied. "Though I'd sure love to get my hands on the stuff Braga's been smoking. This eppie is so great, I think I just might forgive all those breaks . . ." Kadi smacked her in the head. "Then again, I might not."

Just then Raven began to make low guttural sounds, a sure sign that this break was over.

*

Kathryn let her head fall upon his shoulder, overwhelmed by the intensity of the feeling and trying her best to keep pace with him. Wrapping her legs tightly around him, she crossed her ankles behind his waist. That slowed him down a bit, as she was exerting a lot of pressure on his back.

Chakotay's response was to bite the sensitive skin of her neck, making her gasp for air. Then he moved them, joined at the hip as they were, over to the couch, laying her down under the star light and renewing his assault of her senses.

The unmistakeable approach of her orgasm forced Kathryn to dig her nails into his ass, scratching the soft tissue. He grunted at that, panting hard into her face while at the same time desperately fighting for control. It was a battle of will or sorts, and he didn't intend to lose it.

His mouth came crushing down on hers again, stealing a passionate kiss from her lips. Chakotay pushed harder and deeper with each thrust, driving her further up the couch. "How's this for screwing like bunnies?"

*

This time when Raven fell off of the couch, Kadi didn't bother to pick her up again. She was drooling way too hard to even notice. Instead, it was Addy who took pity on Raven, figuring that it was kinda difficult to keep watching face downward.

*

"Let me show you," Kathryn grinned. She suddenly clenched herself around him, watching in fascination as he groaned, his head dropping onto her chest.

"This screams revenge," he told her, panting, just before another commercial interrupted.

*

"IT SURE DOES!" the gals yelled and leaned back into the couch in frustration, all at once. That, however, caused the couch to topple over onto its back, and they suddenly found themselves facing the ceiling rather than the screen.

While everyone else groaned, Kerry merely blinked in confusion, "Is it just me, or have we already exceeded the number of commercials allowed in one show?"

Kadi hopped up off the couch and pulled Caffey up with her, "Come on it'll be back on soon, those commercials are getting shorter too!"

Together the girls righted the couch, grabbed ice water, and got back just in time for it to start back up again.

*

"Well, when you think you're man enough," Kathryn groaned when his hand slid down between their thrusting bodies and he pinched her sensitive nub between too fingers. "Okay, so maybe you're man enough."

*

"MAYBE!?!?" The girls squealed.

*

Chakotay chuckled, "Maybe?" He lowered his head and pulled one sensitive nipple between his teeth to tease with his tongue, while below his fingers massaged her aroused flesh. His thrusts had started to grow harder and his pace had picked up. Then, just as she began to tighten around him he stopped. She cried out and thrust against him, but he withdrew from her. But before she could pull him back down, he rolled off the sofa and pulled her with him. Then turning her, he bent her over the sofa, took her hips in his hands and entered her from behind.

Kathryn's hands curled into the cushions, fisting them in her palms, and pushed back against him with each hard thrust. Chakotay leaned forward over her and nibbled at the flushed, damp flesh covering her spine. She cried out as her muscles began to tighten around him, her moans turning shrill with each thrust into her climaxing body. Then when she couldn't stand it any longer she felt his release flow into her. He rocked into her a few more times, then they collapsed together against the sofa.

"Oh shit," Kathryn panted and turned to lay limply with her back against the sofa.

Chakotay nodded dumbly and fell side ways, his head in her lap. "Something like that."

She ran a hand over face, smoothing her damp hair out of it, "I think . . . we really need to go some place more private . . ."

"Kathryn, wake up."

"Huh?"

"Wake up, Kathryn . . ."

She frowned, then blinked and looked around as the ready room started to fade only to be replaced by her darkened bed room. Then she looked up and saw Chakotay standing over her, a concerned look on his face. Then she sighed realizing it had all just been a dream, again. "Well shit."

His lips quirked upward into a wry grin, "Nice dream?"

"Something like that."

"Wanna tell me about it?"

"Maybe."

"Well, you're 30 minutes late for your shift, we were getting worried."

She sighed again and sat up in the bed, "Go back to the bridge, I'll be there in ten minutes."

"Aye, aye Captain."

When he left she got out of bed and started getting dressed, "Should have known . . ."

*

"GAWDDAMNIT ALL TO FREAKING, DAMNIT ALL!" Kadi screamed and threw her shoes at the television as the closing credits scrolled up it.

Caffey just started to cry while Raven sat looking completely dumbfounded. Kerry simply shook her head, "I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW it!"

Addy reached for a pillow and slapped her with it, "Well . . . we were hopeful!"

Cat just sighed, "Whiskey, anyone?"

As one the girls nodded, then Caffey smiled, "Well you know, there's always fanfic."

Kadi nodded, "Yeah . . ." She grinned wickedly, "There's always smut fic . . ."

Caffey cackled, "Smutty Episode addition fic . . ."

Cat came back with the whiskey and 6 glasses, "Okay so lets get drunk off our butts, write smutty episode addition fic, then since we taped this we'll watch it again without the commercials . . . sound like a plan?"

"HELL, YES!" They all screamed.

Addy took her whiskey then looked around, "Did anyone catch the previews for next week?"

Kadi shrugged, "Something about splorting . . ."

Caff frowned, "What's a splort . . ."

Kadi just grinned wickedly, "Well, you see its like this . . ."

THE END

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